Then there were the Victoria Secret's low-rise cotton thongs. Okay no one actually told me these were comfortable- I just assumed so because I wear the low-rise cotton panties and well, decided to try them. Needless to say they stretch out so much that halfway through your day they aren't very "low-rise" anymore.
So I'm going to give it one more shot. If these don't work, then I will swear off thongs forever. Hanky-Panky's are said to be incredibly soft and stretchy. Supposedly, the cottons are comfier than the all-lace ones.

So once I actually find these in stock, I will try them out and see if they are as great as people make them out to be. Hopefully, I'll find myself pleasantly surprised.